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Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe
Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.
by goblin_king June 12, 2017
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Sport of Kings

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.
So we were playing the Sport of Kings on our 2 day FTX, and Bloggins won with a 5 pound log
by Kosst January 3, 2009
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King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021
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Slav king

A person that has great power and reigns all over the post-soviet countries. Might be much more handsome than Mr. Putin. The only genre of music that he listens to is slavic hardbass. He is also known as a "Boris"
He is a real Slav king, I bet you! He'il nuke you
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King
by UberSurale April 21, 2021
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Bumscardian King

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.
Bro my Bumscardian King is destroying this base right now!
by onate January 18, 2019
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Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.
Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"
by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017
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King Flubber

A Full-On Idiot A RETARD
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead

This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is

-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf

-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc

-and of course, will no longer be in there prime

These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen

please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.
OH MY GOSH WHAT A DUMBASS

KING FLUBBER IS THE BIGGEST NUMSKULL IN THE WORLD!
by SmarterThenDumbJackson April 25, 2020
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