by goblin_king June 12, 2017

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.
by Kosst January 3, 2009

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

A person that has great power and reigns all over the post-soviet countries. Might be much more handsome than Mr. Putin. The only genre of music that he listens to is slavic hardbass. He is also known as a "Boris"
He is a real Slav king, I bet you! He'il nuke you
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King
by UberSurale April 21, 2021

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.
by onate January 18, 2019

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.
Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"
by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017

A Full-On Idiot A RETARD
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead
This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is
-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf
-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc
-and of course, will no longer be in there prime
These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen
please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead
This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is
-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf
-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc
-and of course, will no longer be in there prime
These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen
please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.
by SmarterThenDumbJackson April 25, 2020
