first act

The kind of guitar, bass, or other popular instrument you see at Wal-Mart or Target. They are unbelievebly horrible instruments, and you are probably considered a n00b by just about every actual musician.

First Acts suck ass, buy an Ibanez or ESP.

by Okay. June 17, 2006

Pouring the milk first

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.

by Swaggy Boy August 5, 2015

first down ass

A girl with an ass so flat, that a NFL referee can perform the first down arm movement on her backside and never hit her ass.

She had a nice rack, but she definitely had the first down ass.

by Schmed April 25, 2006

The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

From First To Last

One of my favorite bands. They have so many great songs. The whole fuckin band is fuckable. The lead singer (Sonny Moore) is now 17. He was born on January 15, 1988. That's for everyone down there who said he was 15.

From First To Last is a great band.

by Shelbie September 3, 2005

First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.

Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.

by c-ski September 23, 2011

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004