by Patrick Jimenez November 18, 2005
Get the finger toesmug. To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.
Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014
Get the Flap Fingeredmug. Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.
I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!
by pentozali May 13, 2006
Get the fat-fingeringmug. a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"
Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")
Mike: "Toe."
Jim: "Your right. my turn!"
Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")
Mike: "Toe."
Jim: "Your right. my turn!"
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 17, 2008
Get the toe or fingermug. by Dannyboff October 5, 2006
Get the chimps fingersmug. Yo, you Five-fingered a candy bar? What's up with that?
by Twumanator June 6, 2003
Get the five fingermug. The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
Get the Sketchy Fingersmug.