Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

Harmony Fricken Rist

That one friend you have that everyone thinks you hate but you're actually just sarcastic soulmates.

guy: Oh look, here comes that Harmony FRICKEN Rist
me: Stupid ass looking hoe

guy: Chill...

by Huke Mifford October 27, 2016

Mutha fucken police

Mutha fucken police

The mutha fucken police are behind us!

by Ugwee baby September 3, 2018

The fuckening

When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.

And then the fuckening came.

by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018

The fuckening

When the City of Newark creates an ordinance that prevents UD students from having “unruly gatherings” of 4 or more people and restricts their ability to socialize

Are you going to the dage Saturday?

“No sorry, the fuckening is happening.”

by dage4lfe March 12, 2019

The Fuckening

The last hour of an EMS shift. Where you wait to see how your gonna get fucked over!

We're clear the ER and ready for "The Fuckening"...

by BurntOutEMT May 19, 2019

wee fuckening

When you pp and it does sum weird shit.

AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019