feetch

vb.- to use one's big toe to insert up a female anus, while using the other big toe to masturbate her. <feetching, feetched>

I feetched my woman some time ago, she just love my big toe!

by Senator Splooge March 14, 2005

Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

non-caring feet

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)

Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?

by myfeetdontcare90 January 5, 2009

Feeta My Beeta

feeta meaning any verb and beeta meaning any noun.

Dude, Feeta My Beeta.

by meeeeeeeeeerrrrrr April 28, 2009

Wheelchair feet

Feet that are so soft and supple, it's as if they've never been walked on. Callus and odour free with the sweet taste of cotton candy between the toes.

After the date, she confidently slipped off her shoes and revealed her wheelchair feet to him. He’d never seen such beautiful feet in his life.

"Your feet are flawless. They are wheelchair feet"

by peepuck2 January 1, 2012

where's the feet

PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"

*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*

Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!

by dubhead September 7, 2007

hit the feet

To run or sprint away as fast as one could go.

As soon as I heard the sirens I hit the feet.

by blackcat January 14, 2016