Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

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Fakesale

A bake sale for fund raising or charity that is selling store-bought or pre-packaged baked goods.

Bakesale, more like Fakesale, you didn't even bake those Costco-ass cookies.

by Shouldhavebeenlars May 24, 2016

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A very sexually confused human. Mostly contain the certain gender of the gorilla. One of the most out going males is known as the fagistante of its pack. Its favorite meal is soggy waffles with large amount of milk. If you ever encounter a fasistante don't move just let it rape you. It actually comes in many types. There is the pubescent monster. There is the young wack adolescent and finally the fugut.

I got raped by a fagistante.

by jack whit January 21, 2017

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Facist

often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a

dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
this info is from the sit Merriam-Webster

In ww2 the germans were facists, so you can say

"The Germans used to be such facists"

by JabbaTheTrump January 1, 2017

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Fakiefakerson

An extremely fake person that lives in their own world and is completely oblivious to the fact that they are fake. When around this person their fakeness seems to spread and infect others.

Nishant: Hey, you're fake.
Vinny: You're brown.
Marco: Wow! Vinny is a fakiefakerson!

by TheOneAndOnlyShirey January 7, 2017

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