Non-existantSexualOrientation

Non-existantSexualOrientation (NSO) is a community where you make up non-existant sexualities that invalidates other sexual orientations.

Girl 1: Hey girl 2, may I ask what your sexual orientation is?
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead

Person:Ur MoM

You: ur non existant gma

by Er!cA-A December 8, 2021

Exitheory

The theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.

Grasshopper: Dad, do you mean that if I hop through this door; not only am I exiting this room, I am entering this other room at the same time.

Dad grasshopper: Yes grasshopper, you are getting wise young one. Actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. They are one and the same thing.

Grasshopper: oh

Dad grasshopper: Don't think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.

by Exitheory October 29, 2008

Exastipated

Too tired to move one's bowels.

I was exastipated when I got home from work and so went to right bed rather than to the bathroom.

by Notopos February 27, 2009