Dildo Dude

A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.

When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.

F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."

by Yokosuka Giana August 17, 2021

Uncle dude

Coined by Adam Carolla, an Uncle Dude is a guy who breaks the "guy code".

Can also be used when a guy betrays other guys by way of giving information detrimental to men to women.

Greg Behrendt is an uncle dude.

by Thug Bear January 11, 2009

Dodge

a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently

guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge.
guy#1: right. thanks

OR Example 2

Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago!
non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though.
Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream
(proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.)
non Dodge guy: some dream.

by Bushpig3 February 5, 2010

dude rube

1. To stump an opponent in a bout of verbal tongue bashing.

2. To total out wit your peer to the point were they desire to take their own life to escape their humiliation.

"Went round that Jackie's the other night"
"That cheeky cow, what wis she sayin ta yeh"
"Awe the usual shite. Manged to dude rube the bitch though before I left though."

by Mighty Meek August 14, 2008

Dude Fest

a assembly of dudes or bros (4 or more dudes that are at least 16 years old) engaging in group activities like playing video games, playing basketball, or shooting pool until late at night without the presence of females. Generally thought to be gay or immature by those not in the group of bros or those jealous because they couldn't be involved. See the synonyms Bro-Fest if the activities were cool or Sausage Fest if they were lame.

Dude 1- "I'm gonna go to the Dude Fest tonight. Are you?"

Dude 2- "We're playing b-ball, right?"

Dude 1- "Yeah."

Dude 2- "Cool, I'll be there."

by MWFWILLWIN April 21, 2011

looter dude

The subject of a much-publicized Hurricane Katrina photo. He was captured wading through waist-high waters carrying Heineken beers in a big fat plastic basket. Looter dude has spawned a whole messageboard on viperalley.com devoted to photoshopping him into random pictures.

Looter dude, faced with desparate times, was desparate for a cold one.

by Zarita September 20, 2005

dodge

(1)manufacturer of the "Decrepit", a full-size sedan notorious for making more road noise than a go cart, cheap ass plastic that breaks during standard use, eats brake pads and linings like they were marshmallows.
(2) see "Check Engine".

If you want to get to know your car repairman on a first-name basis, buy a Dodge.

by Rick August 8, 2003