spliffton doobinski

A sPLIFF bra! spliffton DOOBINSKI time my doods, 420, RastafarI, chill 0 clock. Splifftons can be measured every time by ratio of cannabis to tobacco, specifically Fonta, “ an air-cured natural tobacco tree leaf that originates in the Caribbean. ”

Could be a 20% fonta 80% reefer kinda day, could be a 24% fonta & 76% cannabis day never know. Spliffton forecast is always welcome✨🤙🏼Bless up

Also known & heard in Robotic Pirate Monkey’s song Spiffton Doobinski why of corse

Hey, what’s the spliffton doobinski forecast this morning my dude?

by Olli024 December 29, 2023

Luka Donbitch

Flopping pussy that yells at refs over every single play and will proceed to cry and rip his jersey if the fouls aren't in his favor. Will also flop when in need of some free throws.

Guy 1: Bro, you see Doncic got smacked by the Celtics?
Guy 2: Who?

Guy1 : Doncic. Luka Doncic. On the Mavs
Guy 2: Ohh Luka Donbitch I know that bum

by desdeploy June 19, 2024

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

by StatDoc April 22, 2025

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

by StatDoc April 26, 2025

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025