Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

Divorcsary

Anniversary of your divorce

Happy divorcsary!

by mrsanchez September 4, 2018

Divorce

Ending of a marraige.

Needs weren’t met.

Arguments.
Money arguments mainly.

Peter’s parent’s decided not to stay together after arguments and a while of growing apart. They decided to divorce.

by Debt19 March 1, 2019

Diviot

A mixture of a div and and idiot. Diviot.

You are a complete diviot.

by FMR1 February 6, 2019

divo

A male diva

A divo to-the-bone wants to be left alone, unless he is the center of attention.

by T.V. John May 14, 2019

Divorcenya

Divorcenya - when you threaten to divorce your spouse but what you really mean is I love you and just want more sex

I'm so tired of arguing with you I'm divorcenya.

by DR H&M October 26, 2019

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020