Danstan

Danstan is a nice caring loving guy who will never disappoint you in bed

Danstan helps kids

by Daddy kind November 28, 2020

Mr Dunstan

This man smells like acid and always scares the younger kids.

eww you smell like Mr Dunstan

by human ssssssssssssssssssssssss May 21, 2018

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

dicstarbuc aKa jigga

a person who likes to troll and never knows what the hell he is talking about.

Man, don't be such a dicstar!

by Paranoid Android June 29, 2003

dinotarian

one who only eats dinosaurs

Hey have you herd of that new diet?
no?
Its becoming a dinotarian. i only eat dinosaurs i have lost 1234 pounds in 5 days!!!

by buttercup12 July 23, 2009

Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017