russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019