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1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.
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by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016
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