When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
Get the Distraction Dick mug.Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction
"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."
"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"
"WHAT"
"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also
"Hey, hows it going."
"I have a bald spot."
"Bro, what."
"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"
"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"
"WHAT"
"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also
"Hey, hows it going."
"I have a bald spot."
"Bro, what."
"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"
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by FPSgamingFTW February 1, 2024
Get the Destructionship mug.A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.
As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"
"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
by _Eager_ August 12, 2024
Get the Distractionship mug.An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
Get the unpleasant distraction mug.Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.
Guy 2: where did you see that?
Guy 1: a news article
Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
Guy 2: where did you see that?
Guy 1: a news article
Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
Get the Promotion-destruction mug.when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
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