Docta Dick

Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.

I wish Docta Dick would fuck my tight 18 year old pussy.

by Russ The Dubjunkie May 22, 2021

Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021

Dominican Dick

Above average human penis.

It is BBC in different shades of color ranging from dark black, medium brown and light skin to white.

Girl 1: “Once you go Dominican you wont hop off the dick again”
Girl 2: “but once you go black you never go back”
Girl 1: “Is the same thing!”

Girl 1 and Girl 2: “It’s DOMINICAN DICK!”

by White American Girl August 4, 2022

down for the dick

What a male is when they wear their pants low, so ther ass is hanging out. They are trolling for cock

That Nathan always has his pants hanging low, he is so “Down for the dick”

by 45320 November 30, 2017

Donegal Dick Destroyer

when one is having anal sex on a tractor or other piece of farm equipment with one of their best buds, and they pull out getting their dick stuck in the tractor or farm equipment resulting in severe or fatal injury.

When i was fucking Sam on his big green tractor i pulled out and got a total Donegal Dick Destroyer.

by kkkmalone December 18, 2013

Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Dopes dick

Sorry its too big to fit on the screen.

Please use a larger device.

Dopes dick is huuuge

by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017