Coppin' Deuces

When someone acts a certain way then turns around and acts the complete oppisite of their previous mannerisms.

"Harry is coppin' deuces to Sherman because he just told me he wanted to kick his ass and now he is being friendly toward him."

by Gangsta M15 May 30, 2009

Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

major deuce

A serious and severe bowel movement

Every night, Soren always remembers to go to the bathroom and drop a major deuce.

by Tommy Dub August 29, 2006

deuces bitches

A way to say goodbye and let people know you're leaving. Usually with two middle fingers held up together.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

Copping deuces

To backpedal or take back what you said in Hope's of saving that ass from a whoopin

Stand by your word, Dont start copping deuces now that I'm here.

by anonymous March 29, 2021

deuce it up

to take a big shit; the phrase is used most appropriately when prairie doggin, that is, when the rectum has reached critical shit capacity and the pressing need to shit dominates.

Dude, I have to go right fuckin now. I gotta deuce it up!

by tuberculosis October 29, 2007

get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY

by na$ty nate and junior July 12, 2006