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upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.
It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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hoes on deck

Noun. Meaning to have a substantial amount of girls on the side or other girls on the side waiting for you as backup plans.
I don't know about you bro, but I got hoes on deck.
Amanda thinks she's my one and only, but I got hoes on deck cuz.
by SwagSwagWoo August 21, 2010
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turd dry dock

after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.
joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?

mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!

joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?

mike- of course!
by dark korner January 13, 2010
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upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
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Admiral's Between Decks

A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.
Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.

Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
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upper decker

To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.
Every a-hole deserves an upper decker!
by King Flump April 10, 2003
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