Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.
I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.
by jaggofilth July 20, 2009
The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.
Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.
by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008
The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 30, 2021
Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!
Bro 2:No way!
by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020
Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.
Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.
by AlienMan1964 February 07, 2018
A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 05, 2022
U do this to a girl u hate when ur about to climax shove her over and the jizz in ur hand and when she tries to get up shove the jizz in her nose and run away it is called this because u humiliate her twice
by Hoddy toddy June 20, 2014