Desert Boy

When your buddy has a really dry face. Maybe because of accutane or they just have a dry face.

Shut up Weinstein, your such a desert boy

by Evan Pancer May 12, 2008

Destroy Dick Decade

This starts on January 1st 2020 and lasts until January 1st 2030, No Nut November will not count until then.

John: Yooo dude this will be the last No Nut November for a decade!
Mike: Wtf why?
John: Destroy Dick Decade is coming up, remember?
Mike: Oh yeahh.

by RareDoggo02 November 8, 2019

Desideria

Desideria is lovely, kind, and extraordinary hot. She’s the funniest person in the entire universe and being able to meet a Desideria is very rare, so if you have met one, you are lucky. Besides all that, Desideria is amazing in bed, intelligent and beautiful.

She is just a miracle.

Yo, I can’t believe it, I have just met a Desideria today, and she is fucking amazing.

by got2betwistet April 27, 2021

khandan destroyer

The World's biggest Lowkey Penis. It is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of Unknown identity; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. The Owner of the Khandan Destroyer is classified, however the person is known to live in the UK, Manchester. Many people have claimed to be the owner of the Khandan Destroyer, all lies. The real owner remains unknown. So if someone says they are the Khandan Destroyer and they prove to be true...give that man a medal.

I gave her the Khandan Destroyer !

by Barney Stinson Jr. May 4, 2015

Jear Desus

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.

Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.

by emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 9, 2020

Surfing the Desktop

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

by CD3366 September 5, 2011

Pick of Destiny

noun
A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).

I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.

by picolo592 March 21, 2007