David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

NOT a dumbass disappointment

David your not a dumbass disappointment.

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 11, 2021

David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.

Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.

by JJKB5 August 13, 2019

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018