David 

a hot ass motherfucker that is kinda a fuckboy

emily: who's that? he is hotttttt!

ian: oh that is my friend david, but he is kind of a fuckboy.
emily: he's also my new boyfriend.

David by greysanatomyislit May 22, 2016

David 

David is the most funniest and most handsomest guy ever. He knows how to cheer you up when your down and knows the best way to help you get back on your feet. He is to good to be true. He will always make time for you friend/girlfriend this is what makes him the best boyfriend you can have. He can be a bit too straightforward but he makes up for it with his jokes.

Person: How are you doing David
David: I’m doing fine let’s catch up next and have a good laugh like the old days.

David by Dabossisherefam February 20, 2018

david 

He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga

Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."

david by peshru May 30, 2019

David 

Davids are the HOTTEST guys you could ever meet! They are usually Chinese and like paper air planes, minecraft, and pretty much being a nerd. They have VERY cute butts.

Person 1: Whoah that guy has such a cute butt!!!
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...

David by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu January 24, 2013

David 

a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.

Lane: Don't pull a david!
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.

David by gregoriodarwin May 1, 2008

David 

Usually has a best friend named Ryan or Rihanna who everyone questions their relationship status together.

Everyone knows those two are David for each other, even though they say they are just best friends.

David by SodaBob April 8, 2012

David 

David is very conceited and can be an asshole. Usually David thinks he knows everything and thinks he can boss you around. Although he is all the above, he is quite lovable and does spoil the hell out of you.

Your boyfriend’s name is David, he must be an ass.

David by Liciouslush November 29, 2017