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cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
by Magallanes July 11, 2010
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Lettuce Cutter

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!
by William J J T October 29, 2010
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parfait poopy cutter

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.
ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two
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Cotter

It can be used to describe slightly cold hot stuff or slightly hot cold stuff. Like a mix of both but it isn’t warm or in the middle.
The word cotter can me defined as in between cold and warm, and in between hot and warm. Kind of like a mix of hot and cold but not considered warm.

When people refer to people as hot/ugly and ugly/hot.

Example could be icy hot

When u leave a hot drink out and it slightly cools off so its still hot just not as much but its also not warm its more than warm.

It can be used to describe temperature if its in between warm and cold, and, warm and hot.
by Daddybobby December 30, 2021
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Aggravated Cattery

Aggravated battery by a cat or a kitten
Yesterday I tried to rescue a kitten from a tree, but it attacked me and scratched my arms. It was an aggravated cattery.
by CraZy291 July 15, 2011
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Cookie cutter

Passing the job down to the next person and taking full credit for its outcome.

An urban way of delegation
Work email comes to you... Immediately forward to a colleague and request action to be complete...

'you have just been cookie cut'

Cookie cutters dream
by Caketins88 September 14, 2016
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Cotter

You get cotters in your hair! They are knots/tags.
"Bloody hell! Pass me a brush - my hair is full of cotters!"

"My hair is so cottered!"
by Katie Medd June 21, 2007
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