custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 22, 2017

Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015

Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 1, 2022

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024