Custard gremlin

A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis

Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"

by Elvis sharkey January 19, 2020

Forbidden Custard

Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."

by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023

great wall of custard

The one, the only Tommie McKernan

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard

by Big pine lover November 23, 2021

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017