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Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.
Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.
by Aman kumar June 15, 2025
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Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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Cucumber Smuggler

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)
by Word393838393 September 10, 2025
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Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber
"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"
by Limesman September 22, 2025
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spartan cucumber

spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......
Dr suggested you a spartan cucumber
by Always Adventure November 2, 2025
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sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
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