crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 16, 2008

crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009

Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.

Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.

by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003

crap nuggets

The head of a Marijuana plant that when smoked, has a bad taste.

This Marijuana is pure crap nuggets.

by John Port September 12, 2003

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005