Crane Operator

A modified form of the classic "missionary" position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane.

*To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!

Alright baby, you ready? I call this one, the "Crane Operator"!

by crazzymann December 22, 2010

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Crangle

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

Crank dat Soulja boy

verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)

John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy

by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

Crankenhouse

A bastardization of the German word "Krankenhaus" meaning hospital. The place you go when you are cranked.

He whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004