Coachellousy

Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.

The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.

by Kapt'n and Kitty April 12, 2013

Catchelor

when your cat is a single pringle and aint got no woman, the cat version of a bachelor.

"Yeah, Toodles recently broke up with his girlfriend.He's just a catchelor now."

by thecatular March 27, 2015

catchelor

The male equivalent of a cat lady

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?" said the catchelor

by iquestionshard August 9, 2016

Catching snowflakes

When you bust a nut on the ceiling and your partner catches it with their tounge.

Last night my girlfriend was catching snowflakes.

by Bit T May 31, 2016

chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

Chotchy

A man who acts very innocent until one day he becomes a "pacifist" which in code means he is going to slap you across your face as hard as he can, and then say he is a pacifist.

The chotchy is the one who always strikes first but never gets caught. He will laugh at you when you get in trouble for something he did.

A chotchy also uses insults like "Bitch" and "bitchboy"

Nate is walking down the hall next to the chotchy heading towards the wrestling room. The chotchy reaches up and smacks Nate and when Nate goes to retaliate the wrestling coach walks out and yells at Nate for always picking on the chotchy (which is actually him retaliating to the chotchy slaps him) the chotchy then says " that's what you get bitchboy" and walks away.

by "The 400"(AIDS) April 22, 2017

Coach Nicholson

A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.

Little boy: uh oh I have coach Nicholson’s class my toes are in trouble

by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019