(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the cooked booksmug. As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
by home cooker February 6, 2012
Get the home cookingmug. by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
Get the Cooked Turkeymug. to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
Get the cooked smugmug. by Got slurpee November 6, 2018
Get the cook that crookmug. Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
Get the Cooks to 99mug. by roanertime June 6, 2019
Get the Cooked Ratonmug.