(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the cooked booksmug. As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
by home cooker February 6, 2012
Get the home cookingmug. Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
Get the Cooks to 99mug. by Baddison December 5, 2010
Get the cooked hardmug. The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011
Get the Dr. Cookmug. There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.
by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014
Get the cooked the chickenmug. by gobbler945 October 6, 2023
Get the cooks branchmug.