condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Hole in the condom

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

by Kalu August 4, 2007

condom

a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out

by mr mcgooglestick May 13, 2005

codology

Act or acts of foolishness, often for the sake of foolishness. From cod and ology. Used in Ireland and parts of Britain.

He was lepping around, actin' the mick all through the game. Pure codology.

by Tadhg May 9, 2006

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010

Condom Counter

A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.

If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.

That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.

by Calvin Scharaldi December 1, 2011