1. This basically describes someone who's very nice but also fucking crazy, and someone that almost everyone loves. Someone that is still struggling to figure out who they are and how they want to present themselves to their friends, teachers, and peers.
2. A foul-mouthed, christian-bashing, arm-twisting, insecure, flamboyant, abortion-loving, assumption making, soda chugging, politically savvy, crass, unethical, un-athletic, sleep-deprived, sports clueless, hair feeling, white-out sniffing, oprah loving, porn viewing, eccentric, shy, hippy, conniving, extreme liberal atheist moron in dire need of anti-psychotic medication who will not even consider for a moment thinking before speaking.
3. Can also describe someone with a lot of rumors floating around because they say stupid shit, and usually regret it either because of guilt or embarrassment. A CoKunz generally tries to do what is right, but when they don't, they are willing to lie about anything, fabricate any story, and distort any reality in order to discredit the people that tell the truth about them, and will always come up with the same overused "I've been framed!" excuse. Are they like their gay little Idols, the Clintons? No. They're worse. Does the truth matter to a CoKunz? Yes...when it serves their purpose at the moment. If you see a CoKunz, don't let it near your cat, it might kick it, don't let one near your baby, either, it might abort it.
2. A foul-mouthed, christian-bashing, arm-twisting, insecure, flamboyant, abortion-loving, assumption making, soda chugging, politically savvy, crass, unethical, un-athletic, sleep-deprived, sports clueless, hair feeling, white-out sniffing, oprah loving, porn viewing, eccentric, shy, hippy, conniving, extreme liberal atheist moron in dire need of anti-psychotic medication who will not even consider for a moment thinking before speaking.
3. Can also describe someone with a lot of rumors floating around because they say stupid shit, and usually regret it either because of guilt or embarrassment. A CoKunz generally tries to do what is right, but when they don't, they are willing to lie about anything, fabricate any story, and distort any reality in order to discredit the people that tell the truth about them, and will always come up with the same overused "I've been framed!" excuse. Are they like their gay little Idols, the Clintons? No. They're worse. Does the truth matter to a CoKunz? Yes...when it serves their purpose at the moment. If you see a CoKunz, don't let it near your cat, it might kick it, don't let one near your baby, either, it might abort it.
"I think that kid over there is a CoKunz."
"Was he telling you about how we should tax the shit out of the rich to give money to fat lazy poor people, how prostitution should be legal, or how he stayed up till 2 AM watching oprah?"
"Yep."
"Was he telling you about how we should tax the shit out of the rich to give money to fat lazy poor people, how prostitution should be legal, or how he stayed up till 2 AM watching oprah?"
"Yep."
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Get the CoKunz mug.Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."
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The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.
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2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered
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2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered
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Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
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