Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality

"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."

by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017

Clam Clasher

A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together

She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher

by NSP81 April 27, 2007

Clam Pipe

A particularly deep-bowled pipe (appearing as if to be a clam shell) usually associated with weed. It is a term of distinction amongst cheeba enthusiasts to compliment one’s piece.

Yo hit me with that clam pipe my dude I’m tryna send it for laser Floyd.

by Saint_Taint September 4, 2019

clam cuddlers

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.

A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"

by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013

Clam Cove

A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.

The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.

I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.

by The Meat Sweats April 26, 2021