Stupid Chink

Oxymoronic pair of words, as all Chinese people are supra-geniuses who can build transistor radios with naught more than a toothpick and lemon rind.

That stupid Chink makes an excellent shui mai and cha shu bao, yo! I don't know how he got the shui mai to tune in Howard Stern, this morning!

by Fergus McCool September 5, 2003

Chink

A gap in your armor you can get stabbed through.

"Woah, bruh, don't let that chink's knife get in the gap in your armor you can get stabbed through!"

by FoodooGuy May 7, 2017

Chink Eyes

The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.

(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!

by RapeMyFuckingAsshole December 4, 2017

chink

to chink, verb

The Chinese art of screwing over a customer.
Preferably over the internet.

I got chinked into waiting 5 weeks for my package to arrive and then received a different product altogether.
My seller just asked: "hello frind, is 20 percent refund ok"

by Furfaq February 16, 2017

Clinkas

A coloquial term for shots of liquor.

"Can you get us some more clinkas Dave?"

by Murderiot December 6, 2014

Clinkingwonder

Another word for skilledchalk. Please refer to skilledchalk definition.

In a sentence it would be used like this: "He was such a Clinkingwonder."

by YourGayManClink February 9, 2022

Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs

He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.

by wphifor February 13, 2021