Church Creep 

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.

Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.

Church Creep by Anton H March 15, 2022

Church of Rachel

Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?

DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*

Church of Rachel by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008

church girl

An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.

“Yeah she’s a church girl!”
“That church girl’s really nice!”

church girl by master1100 May 20, 2018

Church Pyoo 

church-pyu <---pernounse like that

while in church (or any other religious ceremony/praisy thing) someone farts loudly (or softly) and everyone looks at the certain person and makes a mean face.

often happens to a foolish person.

Max: Duuude did you hear?
Sam: What?
Max: Josh told me that in church the other day some person farted really loud and every person gave her a dumb look.
Sam: *laughs* haha wow, was it Jordan?
Max: Probably...
Sam: She is so Church Pyoo prone.
Max: Sad..

Church Pyoo by Greenissocool141 September 2, 2009

Church Junkie 

Someone who is obsessed with the #1 selling fantasy book(the bible). Comes to your door wasting paper with their dumb pamphlets about events that didn't even happen. Gose to church every day. And will not leave your religion alone, they have to criticize it and dis on it.

Guy 1. I'm sick of all these stupid Church Junkie ruining around with their pamphlets that everybody just throws away/

Guy 2. Totally.

Church Junkie by rockinyamahadrums February 22, 2009

church junk 

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

church junk by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Church and Wellesley 

A very gay place. If your in T.O don't go there if your straight.

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Church and Wellesley by Weasel September 7, 2004