choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

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Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

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fire chode

when one has both a fire crotch and a chode

Charlie's packin' a fire chode.

by Ian Colton March 6, 2008

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chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

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chode bunny

Noun: If belly button lint and a dingleberry had some good drunk sex, this would be their spawn. A close cousin to the household dust bunny, this species is only found in the area of the chode. Has been found to be rather difficult to remove from its natural habitat due to its dingleberry clinging ability. However the % of fecal matter is much lower, mainly comprised of cloth fibers and body hair. A very unique breed.

Term of Endearment: Not as harsh as calling someone a chode.

I got home after work and my crotch was full of chode bunnies.

Hey chode bunny.

by s carroll November 5, 2005

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