Chocolate News

Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.

bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?

steve: Hell no!!!

bill: How bout Chocolate News?

Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.

Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)

Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.

by sEtH307 January 2, 2009

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

Chocolate Starfish

the exit hole for human poo

my chocolate starfish is itchy

by ben farrant January 11, 2009

Chocolate Wings

Chocolate wings symbolizes one-sided love, It means a person gets too attached to someone but only ends up getting betrayed.

I had high hopes for her not knowing I’d end up with a pair of chocolate wings

by belle Kim July 31, 2020

chocolate box

Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.

After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.

by Psychobenzaprine August 19, 2007

White Chocolate

Usually a suburban, caucasian, teenaged to young adult male, adopting habits of dress, speech, and lifestyle of the african american ghetto mystique.

Eminem is white chocolate.

by Scootyloo January 17, 2003

chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

by dinobuddy December 27, 2006