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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting
I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage
by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007
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charitize

Karen likes to charitize every weekend by reading to elementary school kids.
by pseudoniceguy October 6, 2013
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Charity

“Charity” is a female which is most common found in its home or a pub. A Charity is a mostly independent creature whom prefers to help others around her than herself. Known for using a social camouflage of firery and verbally vulgar interactions, the Charity scares away potential threats from shit cunts whom would likely take advantage of her or be unable to make her cum. The Charitys facade though tough, once penetrated reveals a beautiful and pleasant filling of affection and sensitivity. If you are able to capture a Charity, use of Bourbon double black cans have been found most effective for sedating and also seducing for mating.

Other breeds of the Charity species often are found in daddy issue prone industries.
(Mate turns up rotten drunk after MIA for days)
Fuck mate, you pulled a Charity you loose cunt!
by Kwiteakatchladies December 24, 2019
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dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.
"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."
by James coonsterr December 4, 2007
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CHARITY

Tom: I fucked a big un last night!

Bob: Dude, why? I know you can pull better ass than that.

Tom: Sometimes you gotta give to charity my friend.
by bluebuffalo November 7, 2006
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Carsten

The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!
Damn, i’m so glad i got with Carsten, he’s a real keeper!
by lemon jelly! November 21, 2019
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