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chronic depression

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*
by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017
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Baby Chronic

A West Coast, Southern California term for good herb but not up to par with the real dank stuff. Really good stress or low grade dank. It has very little to no seeds and is nice and fluffy; not compressed. Novice smokers might confuse it for dank chronic.
Homie 1 -

"Yo, my homie was out of the dank shit bro. But he did have this baby chronic, 15$ for the 8th look."

Homie 2 -

*grabs the bag "Sweet dude, it looks good let's roll it up!"
by Green Kush December 25, 2010
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chaotic energy

Chaotic energy is when you pick up very strong vibes from someone.

These vibes are so strong the average person can feel it, no inception check needed.
P1: Dude, Austin has a ton of chaotic energy.
P2: ikr
by SUS oWo November 11, 2019
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Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
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Chronic Lagging Syndrome

Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...
"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
by RO89 October 3, 2011
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chronic

1)a desperation, or inherant craving for that which is desired.
2)on going, long lasting, repititous.. mostly refered to the marajuaina.
- name introduced by west coast crips in early to middle 1990's. often affliated to the marajuaina plant with most potency.
1)this CHRONIC fatigue is killing me.
2)I have a CHRONIC HEAD ACHE.
- PASS ME DA CHRONIC
by THE PERSON TO KNOW December 28, 2005
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Chronic

A certain type of weed often smoked and referred to by rappers such as Dre. It's quite a high grade weed, better then bubble gum or white widdow, selling at about 8€/gram
Who want's to go smoke some chronic?
Puffin the chronic
by Erikk November 5, 2006
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