sparkle cave

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.
by Able Mabel November 28, 2015
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shit caved in

An expression referencing a severe ass whooping which can be delivered/received by hands, feet and/or objects. More than one deliverer may be involved. To get one's shit caved in is to be left incapacitated on the ground with bruises, bleeding and/or broken bones. The victim may or may not be left conscious although it is considered more appropriate to leave the victim conscious so they can feel their entire body hurt while thinking about what they did to get their shit caved in. Considering the scope of the ass kicking, it is entirely possible for the victim to literally get their shit kicked back into their ass if they needed to take a dump at the time.

In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.

The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
Dominic Toretto once caved a guy's shit in when said guy caused the death of Dominic's father.

Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.

Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
by Yeret August 12, 2017
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moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.
Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.
by The Mad Titan April 21, 2016
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cave-sheep

1) a sheep that lives as if it is still amongst cave-men.
2) a sheep that seems to be at a much lower level of evolution.
3) a sheep that sometimes dwells in caves, but this can be seen not as regularly with the decrease of caves.
'Oh Micheal, stop acting like a cave-sheep ! Just Google it! '
by elks_and_sheep September 15, 2018
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cave sleeper

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath
"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"
by Turk Winston January 26, 2014
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cave wall

When a girl fucks so much all the time that her vagina expands, the sides of it look like the walls of a cave.
"Man, your girlfriend is so damn hot!"
"No way Dave, I went in for some foreplay and all I saw was some dark cave walls!"
by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017
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Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man
What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake
by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018
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