caisaun 

the best person at everything

im such a caisaun

caisaun by poooooooooooooooooooooss September 18, 2020

Calista 

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

Calista by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

caistmas 

The day of cai, the day were we celebrate the birthing of cai. This celebration happens on the 25th of December and is a mandatory celebration for everyone. I mean I everyone. There are consequences for not celebrating it. Be warned.

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CAISTMAS WE WISH YOUVA MERRY CAISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR!!

caistmas by heathus December 11, 2021

internet calisthenics 

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

internet calisthenics by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

dirty calista 

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

dirty calista by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

Carissa

a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like

“Wow that girl is such a carissa, she just stole her bestfriends boyfriend without even caring”

Carissa by anonymousc3456 August 22, 2018

carisa 

code name for a drug head. always tries to eat crack instead of sniffing it. complete pot head and is so stupid that she teaches ENGLISH!!!!

Settle down class i'm eating crack carisa

carisa by badguy56787 January 14, 2009