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Daddy Cage

A car top carrier that a married guy uses to store his side piece in when traveling on family vacations.
Guido Daddy Doug brought his side piece Lindsay to a beach vacation in his Daddy Cage.
by Hamie333 June 27, 2025
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shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.
"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.
by punkdunk November 13, 2019
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Caging

The act of placing Nicholas Cage’s face, as a prank, in random places hoping people will find them. Caging’s popularity took off after an internet post of an individual who left photos of Nicholas Cage’s face behind car sun visors, family photos, toilet seats, etc.
“I was caging my grandma’s house yesterday. Ha ha, get caged grandma!”
by youknowyoureafraud July 14, 2022
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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
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cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring
i think we should cage the gingers!!”
by vampirickisses November 18, 2023
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Cage

"That movie was cage"
by The greeble muncher August 5, 2023
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Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer 😟

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
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