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A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
Get the Butler's Wipe mug.The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag April 13, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich mug.By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.
As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.
12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.
12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
by Eug_2000 June 12, 2013
Get the Cutting butter mug.A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013
Get the butter the turtle mug.Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!
Derek~ eugh tmi!
Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
Derek~ eugh tmi!
Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017
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