Bock

Big Cock

I Rock A Bock. (I have a big cock.)

Arlene, Megan, Cindy99, Krystal, Paige, Paris, Morgie, Taylor S., ad nauseum/infinitum: "OMG!!#!*!, Did you hear that DT rocks a bock!!!"

PerryDaPlatypus: "So, i've heard... so, i've heard..."

by GuyWithABock August 5, 2012

borked

a better way of saying broke/broken

part of the Alfredian language.

that hot chick borked my penis. =(

by weezy July 23, 2004

Bork

1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear

You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!

by Raccooninabox September 1, 2008

bork

When you put your rectum underwater on the bottom of the bath tub and fart.

by Hellrazor June 22, 2003

bockel

word used solely by people from keyworth (usually ex-navvies) who dont know any better

I'm in my wardrome and i've finished this one, gizza nuvva bockel!

by roddy January 7, 2004

Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010

Bocktagon

A place of magnificent greatness and awe Where one would go to find themselves and realize that they are in fact woefully out of their element. The Bocktagon is where one can achieve greatness and salvation if they can make it through the threshold that is crushing their will to survive. Obviously far better than an octagon, because of course it is The Bocktagon. It is legend that The Bocktagon has even brought Chuck Norris to his knees crying.

I got my dick smashed in the Bocktagon today

by Not Chadd Bock October 28, 2010