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Brookings

Town in Eastern South Dakota which is home to South Dakota State University. There little to do in Brookings, so drinking is popular among students and locals alike.
Rick: Hey how was your weekend in Brookings?
Mike: great, I went downtown Friday, and on Saturday I crushed a couple thirty racks with the boys.
Rick: Busch?
Mike: you know it!
by philswift December 31, 2018
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Blooning

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4
my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!
by iceicebb April 4, 2021
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blooming rose

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.
I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!
by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022
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phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)
feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.
by oh silly one. March 29, 2010
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Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.
Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"
by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010
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Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
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penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women
Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.
by Aprilstar November 9, 2014
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