fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.

"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.

by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018

Grummy Bear

A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.

Dang, another grummy bear ate my pencil. I just hate it when that happens.

by KiwiSundae January 16, 2019

Peg Beard

A woman used as a cover for a gay friend whom she anally penetrates using a strap-on dildo.

"What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."

"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."

by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021

viridii.bear

The most beautiful and badass bitch on tiktok. 22.4K followers that she fucking deserves. Practically a celebrity <3

viridii.bear Posted today! I’m so happy!

by Sofiascart May 2, 2021

Rizzly bear

A relatively hairy man who has flawless rizz and is over a rizz demigod. Rizzly bears usually reside in camp grounds where they will rizz up unsuspecting campers. When you are rizzed up by a rizzly bear it is referred to as being mauled.

Camper 1: “look it’s a rizzly bear!”
Camper 2: “oh yes it is, prepare to be mauled!”
Rizzly bear: “extremely rizztastic noises”

by Rizztastic rizzler March 12, 2023

bouncing the bearded clam

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

by Mel09 May 17, 2006