bencel

a bencel is someone who is abnormally obsessed with the artist ben folds. they typically will drop ben folds factoids throughout casual conversation, whether you like it or not. a majority of the music they listen to is ben folds/ben folds five or is at least adjacent. they almost certainly wear glasses (or have the vibe of someone who does) and play some sort of instrument. they are huge nerds, always. they will always ask you to listen to ben folds/ben folds five and cannot pick up when someone does not want to listen to ben folds, they will keep pushing until you listen to at least one song. some of the most interesting but fun people to be around, you can always get a good conversation outta these guys. derived from the word "incel".

"Did you know there's only 3 people in Ben Folds Five? Ben said he called it Ben Folds Five just because it sounded better than Ben Folds Three!"
"I really don't care, please go be a bencel around someone else."

by asbestos boy January 25, 2024

Boncey

is usually a cat name. Boncey is the best cat there is and is usually Sigma. everyone loves boncey

Girl 1: is that boncey
Girl 2: yes boncey is so awsome

by Sikicem February 4, 2024

Benced

When a piece of music is reinterpreted by the virtuoso Bence Peter.

He totally Benced it on that piano!

by Szpilmann July 8, 2024

Benonce

A nickname for Ben Fankhauser, AKA Davey Jacobs on Broadway for the uncultured swines who don’t know who he is. He was given this nickname because he riffs like Beyoncé. He is a god riffing like a goddess, we’ve gone full circle.

Person 1 : Yo, did you see Benonce riff that one line from Newsies way too much?
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER February 13, 2025

Bence

Verb.

1. The sexual act of anal intercourse which so good that it needs a superlative name.
2. To have a fun night on the town, visiting several bars and generally engaging in tomfoolery.

1. We went back to his place, he played some music and then benced me six ways to sunday.
2. We had a rough week and decided we needed a night to bence around town.

by NYC29 February 20, 2025

Beyoncé fiancé

What Jay-Z was before da entertainer-pair officially tied da knot.

When Shawn Corey Carter originally "popped da question" to Miss Giselle Knowles, I wonder if he did so by playfully asking her if he could consider himself as "Beyoncé fiancé"?

by QuacksO March 11, 2025

Bonce

A male called Benjamin who is a pedophile

Bonce isn’t a nice person, he touched my son!

by Willygnonto April 13, 2025