Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Bent

The state of being wack or dummy stupid

“Yo bro ur bent af”

by Just Chillen November 21, 2019

Ohooo jij, jij bent echt

A sentence used in Dutch by very few people. You say this when you really dislike someone and are on the edge of smacking them across the face.

"Ohooo jij, jij bent echt een vies goor kutjoch."

by Demon_Daddy December 7, 2021

bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.

Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

Bent chicken wing

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .

Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.

by Methefarthest August 5, 2016

Bent

a shiny motor vehicle; fast car; silver or black whip

“Don’t ever talk about Nicki in the past tense... unless I fly past that ass in a fast BENT! “

by bEATnGu January 28, 2020