fresh benjamin

A crispy $100 dollar

"that'll be 2 fresh benjamins

by the 69 kid January 12, 2022

Benjamin Manuel

Black monkey.

Come back here Benjamin Manuel you baboon! You ape!

by MonkeyCatcher2000 April 20, 2022

Benjamin Jacobson

A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....

I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep

Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella

by mtaylor23 January 22, 2021

Pulled A Benjamin

Selling a stock at its lowest point during a temporary pull back.

Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.

by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021

Benjamin Surplice

Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ

P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008