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Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
by Dong.com April 11, 2023
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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bench clearing brawl

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!
by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015
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Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.
Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.
by scratch-22 November 12, 2021
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bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.
You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.
by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020
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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 17, 2007
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to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
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