bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).

lisa has beared a child many a time.

by sab dad June 19, 2004

beefing

When two people get into a dispute about some kind of cow-based food product.

The waiter did not bring me the cheeseburger I ordered so now we are beefing.

by Wheres the beef?42517 April 25, 2017

Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).

At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'

by T Humma May 24, 2017

Beeriod

Debilitating affliction following a major night of revelry on the sauce, characterised by feelings of depression and melancholy. These symptoms often accompanied by guilt, listlessness, inertia and hot liquid shitting.

I'm so miserable, I got absolutely cunted at that wedding and am now experiencing a horrendous Beeriod

by gin monster June 16, 2008

Beeriod

When two or more bro's at a party sync up going to the keg to refill their beer throughout the night. It's the same affect women have when they hang out for a long period of time and their monthly visit from Aunt Flo syncs up.

Neil: bro, you need another beer again too?

Me: yea, dude. Looks like we synced up our beeriod. (High five)

by Digger4 November 28, 2013

muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own

hey man i think your muffler bearings going out

by peter gosinya January 11, 2009

Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

by Cobby July 23, 2006