Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 24, 2017

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016

Bed Fizz

When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.

Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)

by s s l November 1, 2011

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

the AmongUs in bed

Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you

wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny

by Im in bed with your mom November 7, 2021